Monday, March 03, 2008

Over the hills and far away..

Okay I shall end this blog with this joke in class today.

Mrs Foo is a boring funny teacher. Hahaha no offence, she knows I love her. If she reads it I think she will just give me an evil laughter the next day. Alright she teaches Emaths. Okay she doesn't relate Emaths to our daily life... Unlike our Mdm Halilah! B-)

OKAY.

Mrs Foo *Worried face*: Alex, are you feeling unwell?

*Please note that Alex is a very good boy who never sleep in class. Never.

Alex *Got up and with a blurred expression*: Huh.. Oh.. *Wanting to get his head back on the table*

Soonhao *Raises hand and speak*: Mrs Foo, no no, he is fine. I think he is just too bored.

Okay then the 3-second frame.. Lol her mouth hung open.

Okay that was direct. But I still love her. Because she's Tate's momma! Don't you think that they look alike?

-_-

Goodbye world. I will be very busy and I won't be blogging anymore.

Read on if you are bored:

I'm going to China on the 8th to the 15th for a holiday. Yeah.

And and and! TCY, colourful! (:

Tsk my hands are cold and I want to __________________.

Monday, February 04, 2008

I Cannot Think Of A Title

Okay quick update now!

IF I can buy any guitar I want, it will be one of these.

#1 Gibson Reverse Flying V!



It is the reverse of Gibson Flying V:



#2 Epiphone Les Paul Ultra II!



The second edition of mine:



#3 Switchfoot's Jon Foreman's Gibson SG Guitar!





Lol if you've noticed, it is Switchfoot's Oh! Gravity album cover.



Coolness.

Anyway, I will be blogging about Switchfoot's concert I went to last Thursday. Soon.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Joe Cartoon

Disclaimer: This video may contain vulgarities.



"I bet it's one of those sick things that capture your interest."

Lol.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Biology Dissection

Today, Mrs Yap dissected a sheep's kidney.

Before:



After:



Lol sheep again.

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We played two matches so far. Won one by 16 points, and lost the other by 8 points.

Haha out already lah.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

The Right Brain vs Left Brain Test

Dancer Test

Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?

Most people would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise.

For me, I see her turning clockwise most of the times.

If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.

Left Brain Functions
Uses logic
Detail oriented
Facts rule
Words and language
Present and past
Math and science
Can comprehend
Knowing
Acknowledges
Order/pattern perception
Knows object name
Reality based
Forms strategies
Practical
Safe

Right Brain Functions
Uses feeling
"Big picture" oriented
Imagination rules
Symbols and images
Present and future
Philosophy & religion
Can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
Believes
Appreciates
Spatial perception
Knows object function
Fantasy based
Presents possibilities
Impetuous
Risk taking

Have fun.

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First match is tomorrow. Got to win.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Give A Bear Today.

Last month, I was shopping at Changi Airport with my brother. We went into a shop and something caught my attention.





"Singaporeans are nice, friendly and caring."

Chicken crap.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Rubik's, Rubix, Rubick's and Rubics.



(Left to right): Rubik's Revenge, Rubik's Cube, and Professor's Cube.

These toys are mindfcuks.

But they kill time.

Cheers. : D

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Biology Field Trip - Fish Farm

Okay I was known as Nawirah Bte Nordeen for the whole day. I was the tour guide of the day.

This trip did not benefit much. Actually it's all about crapping with fishes, frogs, sharks(?) and dinosaurs(?).

If I am not wrong, the fish farm is located at Neo Tiew Road, Northwest of Singapore.

The first thing I saw was a spider. Cool.


You see fishes below.

Then we walked around the farm. And saw electric eels. Actually, we didn't really see the eels, we saw sparks, instead. Yeah.

Oh there was a shark. It was too fast - I didn't manage to take a picture of it.

There were obstacle courses for fishes too. Pretty interesting huh.


You see four poles sticking out.

Then we used stones to kill the fishes. Every time we throw rocks into the eutrophicated ponds, a fish would float up dead.


You see algae on water ponds.

This fish (below) was one of our victims.


You see ants crawling over its body.

By the way, frogs leap.


You see frogs.

According to Shariff, there were dinosaurs. I would call them sea monsters btw.


You see dinosaur's footsteps.

Dog traps were commonly seen everywhere.

Mrs Grace Leng (Rachel's Mom) wanted to buy a fish. So one of the workers caught a fish with his net.

Next, he placed the fish on a basin, allowing us to take pictures (or to get ready our video cameras to film what he was going to do).

The fish struggled, with its gills flapping continually.

Then, that worker used a wooden rod to whack its head thrice, until it bled. And it died.

That was so "fished" up lah.

In my opinion, he could just leave the fish alone as sooner or later it will just die due to the lack of oxygen. But he just killed it on the spot. Fish.

Presenting... THE FISH.


You see the Fish.

Do take note that this photograph was taken before the killing.

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Rubik's Cube is the thing now.


You see Bolor and Zahran playing with Rubik's Cubes.

However, I prefer Daniel's Rubik's Revenge(4x4x4).

Good night all.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Flag Day 2008

I. Finally. Manage. To. Touch. The. Basketball. Rim.

Lol.

The title does not link. Rofl.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

The funniest joke in the world.

My dog has no nose.

How does it smell?

Awful!